The Mint'alist

I've seen some weird crappola out there and the hits keep on coming. Mmmm, Brain Flavored Zombie Mints. You never know when you might run into a pack of Zombies. Next time you find yourself cornered by a mob of zombies intent on eating your brain, break out this tin of brain flavored Zombie Mints and offer it to the undead hordes. If you're lucky, they'll form an orderly, single file line and each take a mint before trudging away satisfied. If you're unlucky, they'll slap the tin away and feast on your cerebellum. This breath mint is guaranteed to make your mouth autopsy fresh.